There are times in life when you don’t know if you should laugh or cry at the predicament you find yourself in. Now is one of those for us. We are currently in Tashkorgan where we have been for the past 3 days waiting for customs clearance of our bike. Since we arrived, everyday brings its share of unexpected developments.
So let’s start from the beginning. We arrived in Tashkorgan on the 27th of July, a day earlier than planned as our fixer (let’s call him A) in China was expecting 2 other motorbikes the same day. When we arrived at immigration at 730pm, A hadn’t arrived, was still 200km away and most probably would not arrive before immigration closed. So the immigration authorities refused to process our passports, much less the customs officials start the clearance process for our bike. Luckily, Sabby is fluent in Mandarin (which was going to be a huge asset over the next few days) and was able to persuade the immigration officials to at least let us go to our hotel with our luggage.
A finally showed up at 11.30pm. The other 2 bikers hadn’t showed up and we didn’t expect them to make it anytime soon. They were having battery issues when we ran into them at Sost so we figured they must have gotten stuck somewhere along the way.
The next day, we showed up at immigration at 1030 when they opened, got our immigration procedure done and moved on to customs. And this is where all the fun began. We mentioned before that it is a complicated (an expensive) process to drive our own vehicle in and out of China. We are learning exactly how complicated it is. As A explained to us, his travel agency had to apply with the Kashgar/Urumuqi military authorities for a permit for us to do so more than 2 months ago. And now, the Tashkorgan customs had to enter this authorization code into the customs systems, then Kashgar customs had to approve it, then Urumuqi customs had to check it before an official declaration of entry could be issued. Then the customs broker in Kashgar needs to fax this official declaration to our fixer here to show to the Tashkorgan customs before we can leave with the bike. That’s slightly complicated by the fact that the Tashkorgan customs doesn’t have a fax machine (???!!!) and we have to use the one at the corner shop outside the customs office.
Oh and that’s just the procedure for the bike to enter, we can’t wait for the procedure for the bike to exit.
At customs, our fixer first gets told off for having blank forms (albeit with the proper seal stamped on it). The customs officer tells him to get a fully-filled in one faxed over from the customs broker. This takes time and in the meantime, we, especially Sabby, try to butter up the customs officer by telling him all about our trip, showing him photos from Pakistan and telling him how much of a hurry we are in because of our onward visas. A doesn’t return with the fax until 12.30pm, half an hour before the customs office breaks for lunch until 5pm. But the fax was still not right, the authorization code is missing one letter in the front. Also, the customs officer (“customs officer 1”) claimed that we were missing a few documents, one of which A needs to obtain from the Kashgar customs which also breaks for lunch at 1pm and does not resume until 4pm. Officially, we only needed a properly filled in copy of the first form, the so-called other missing documents was just the customs officer making life difficult for A as there had been bad blood between them in the past. Great, we just lost a morning.
We return at 5pm, by which time the other 2 bikes had shown up, the reason for which will be a story for another post. We were missing the document from the Kashgar customs because they refused to release it to us. Luckily, it was another, younger and less experienced, customs officer (“customs officer 2”) on duty and he entered our authorization codes into the system without question. An hour later, we got a call from the customs broker: the Kashgar customs still could not find our authorization codes into their system. So Sabby went back to the customs office with A where customs officer 1 was on duty this time. She put on her most pathetic face and begged him to check on it. Turns out that A had filled in the date of import as the day before. The buttering-up from the morning paid off, Sabby managed to get customs officer 1 to re-enter the authorization codes for both our bike and the other 2 bikes. She even managed to persuade him to stay in the office until Kashgar customs confirmed receipt of the authorization codes. What a relief, we thought then that we would be able to get the bikes cleared the next day.

- Sabby works her charm and Mandarin at the customs office
This morning rolled around, we weren’t expecting to receive the clearance until noon so we had a lazy breakfast, packed up all our stuff and sorted out our photos. Still nothing at noon, so we knew we wouldn’t get our bikes until 5.30pm at the earliest when the Tashkorgan customs re-opened after lunch. So we went to the internet café. We called A every half hour from 3.30pm to get a status update. Finally at 5pm, we get an update that our cases were now with Urumuqi customs for the final checking. Things were looking up. Sabby went with A to the customs office at 6 in a bid to make sure that the customs officer didn’t leave before our clearance came through. They got there in the nick of time, he (“customs officer 3” this time) was literally walking out of the office as they arrived. Again, Sabby worked her Mandarin and pleading look, so he gave his phone number and said to call him when the fax arrived.

- 3 very sorry-looking motorcycles sit outside the customs office in the rain waiting for their customs clearance
By 7.30pm, no fax had arrived and no way we were leaving today. A’s story this time: it’s month-end at the Kashgar customs and they would not accept any payments, including ours, until the start of August. ???!!! As MJo puts it, it’s like “the dog ate my homework, the Indian customs officer didn’t have an umbrella”.
So here we are, in Tashkorgan for yet another night. No water tonight though due to some flooding in the area. Yes, it’s a ???!!! again but at this point, we will try to focus on the positives, we do have electricity and beer after all. And at least we have 2 other bikers stuck in the same situation and it has been fun hanging out with them, trading stories about our respective journeys.

- MJo with fellow rider, Achim – to laugh or to cry?
We will hopefully leave tomorrow around noon. We have sent A back to Kashgar now to make sure he is ready to deal with the exit clearance process. In the meantime, Sabby, her Mandarin skills and her determination to leave Tashkorgan, are left in charge to make sure we leave tomorrow, by hook or by crook.
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